Season’s Skeetings

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Well, lushes and reprobates, seeing as this is “the season of goodwill”, I offer you the following best wishes, straight from my Infernal heart:

May you not run short of wrapping paper for abundant gifts.

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May Santa empty his sack down down your chimney…

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…and fill your stocking handsomely…

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(…but not with “a lump of coal”).

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May your tree be adorned with the most magnificent of baubles…

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…and your seasonal bird prove fleshy and succulent…

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…and, most important of all, may you indulge in the Bacchanal beverage without painting the porcelain in a red-nosed retch fest.

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In short, you Infernally inclined inebriates, have a spanking good time!

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Io, *thwapp*-us!

(Thanks to F3lon K3ll3r for the “stocking-filler” pic.)

~MRDA~

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